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Holiday Gifts with a Twist: Unique Presents for Each Ligue 1 Club
As the holiday season approaches, it’s time for some lighthearted fun and a dash of humor in the world of football. Each year, 90min presents its unique gift suggestions for every Ligue 1 club. These gifts range from the practical and sport-related to the whimsical and downright silly, ensuring that clubs can enjoy a bit of everything.
Gift Ideas (with a Touch of Humor) for Each Ligue 1 Club
18. FC Metz
**A philosophical book on “how not to repeat past mistakes.”** This could help FC Metz avoid the pitfalls of bouncing back to Ligue 1 only to drop back down the following year. Let’s hope this scenario doesn’t repeat itself by 2026.
17. FC Nantes
**An old book titled “The Nantes Game: Myth or Reality?”** This could inspire the team in 2026 to stay strong in their league. But who was around back then to confirm FC Nantes’s might? The book might just answer that.
16. AJ Auxerre
**A special Ligue 1 GPS to avoid ascending and descending too quickly.** Auxerre fans, it seems your compass is currently pointing towards Ligue 2. A pair of glasses might also help to clarify the direction between L1 and L2.
15. Le Havre AC
**A lucrative cryptocurrency investment.** What Le Havre lacks is some financial backing, but they possess everything else and are performing well.
14. Paris FC
**A detailed map of Paris in tifo form** to remind everyone that the capital has more than one club. This should be unfurled during Paris derbies, especially on May 16, 2025, for the final day of Ligue 1.
13. OGC Nice
**An emotional wellness retreat for the unexpectedly hilarious commentator of OGC Nice.** They surely need some support as they navigate these challenging moments. Thank you for brightening our evenings!
12. FC Lorient
**A cellar full of fortified Breton cider** to help the team remain strong when the seas get rough. FC Lorient struggles to shine under the sun, so they might as well get used to rain and storms.
11. Stade Brestois 29
**A voucher for Hugo Magnetti**: a spectacular 30-meter goal scored, granting one more spot in the rankings for SB29. To be used before the last day of Ligue 1, or even sooner for maximum effectiveness. More genius moments are needed to send Brest to Europe, Hugo.
10. SCO Angers
**A pre-signed contract for Himad Abdelli,** star of Angers, whose departure could occur at the end of the season. Only a Christmas miracle could avert this outcome.
9. AS Monaco
**A time machine to prevent Thiago Scuro from having a disastrous transfer window last summer.** It’s hard to do worse, so he can only improve if given a second chance… January promises to be interesting.
8. Toulouse FC
**A giant data analyst calculator,** essential for continuing to defy predictions and uncover hidden gems. Scuro could benefit from some inspiration.
7. RC Strasbourg
**A particle accelerator** to ensure that all Strasbourg’s young talents grow into giants ahead of schedule. Currently, they’re struggling to reach the expected level over time. A scientific boost seems necessary.
6. Stade Rennais
**Access to a conference on “having ambitions and owning them over the long term.”** Rennes struggles to match its investments, but solutions are available.
5. Olympique Lyonnais
**An alarm clock stuck in the 2000s**, a time when titles came effortlessly. Those were the days, but things have taken a turn since then. Uncle Textor has had his say…
4. Lille OSC
**A drink to rejuvenate Olivier Giroud** and keep him from retiring just yet. Football still needs you, Oliv’; we miss your prime.
3. Olympique de Marseille
**A remastered VHS of 1993** to remind fans that patience is a virtue. It has been too long since Marseille fans felt the thrill, and this could help them wait a bit longer.
2. Paris Saint-Germain
**A guide on “how to maintain a squad with fewer than two injuries per match despite playing every three days.”** PSG’s medical staff is struggling to find the solution, and we can understand why. (Spoiler: the book was not written by the Barça physios).
1. RC Lens
**A documentary on Marcelo Bielsa’s OM,** to avoid ending up like him: champions in the fall but off the podium by the end of the season. Always learn from the competition, friends in gold and red.
